So now I'm going to be more specific: Me: I'm a large breasted nymphomaniac with commitment issues who loves video games and comic books. I hate talking during football games and don't mind if you want to sleep with my friends. My parents don't visit and I have a large trust fund. I don't care if you get fat on beer and pizza. One day I hope to own a liquor drinking chimpanzee I can pay strippers to wrestle. I'm not afraid, you know. <---some of this is a lie.
You: Armchair intellectual type, maybe a correspondence school degree under your belt, recent Maury Povich make-over recipient or maybe the Queer Eyes had a go at you, you're good at faking granola only to impress me but can otherwise be all American about it in the company of the less educated, taller than me, nice hands, capable of locomotion, grammatically correct, enjoys activity as much as lazing about, gives a first impression of an arrogant asshole but only lets me know of your soft underbelly, regular bathing, you have your alcoholism/drug addiction safely hidden until appropriate times, cat-person.
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